BOWIE, BIKES AND BOOBS

BOWIE, BIKES AND BOOBS

"In Los Angeles we have bicycle lanes. It’s roughly 3-4 feet that runs along side the normal car lanes, where bicyclist can mince around freely…not impending upon foot traffic on the sidewalk nor cars on the road. It’s nice. Except when an asshat on his bicycle decided he didn’t want to go in the bicycle lane. No…his yellow spandex onesie and black helmet must’ve made him impenetrable."

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TAKE ME TO CHURCH, YO!

TAKE ME TO CHURCH, YO!

"I said I would work out this week…and I did. Every effing day…i did. And to think… only 77 more days to go. FML lol I live-streamed my workouts on FB and have been blogging all about it in my new HEALTH section. If you want to jump on in with me, you should, because I’m 98% certain I’m working out alone…and well... that’s kind of embarrassing. Either way, I’m gonna keep going. Exercising has been a game changer. It’s been the hot new social hour with all my internet friends and it’s fantastic."

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PURGING ALL THE BLAH

PURGING ALL THE BLAH

"The monotony of being a Stay At Home Mom can really grate on you. It’s like the movie Groundhog Day.…only a lotmore poo and a lot less Bill Murray. My life has become predictable. So predictable, I can time Killian's morning shit down to the minute. Actually...I'm pretty sure my own poos have got on a schedule too."

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