9 WEEKS - SLEEPING THROUGH THE NIGHT

9 WEEKS - SLEEPING THROUGH THE NIGHT

"Before I had a baby... Anthony and I could spend a whole Sunday cleaning the house. We'd leisurely clean a room, stopping to watch football, or bbq, or like... do nothing. But now? I clean the entire house in "one nap". I mean it's magic... how much I can get done so quickly. Babies are like all-natural Adderall...giving you dat laser focus."...

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8 WEEKS - OH YOU WILL CRY OVER SPILT MILK

8 WEEKS - OH YOU WILL CRY OVER SPILT MILK

"I've been working real hard on my pumping game as of late...hoarding boob milk in my freezer like a rabid squirrel preparing for winter. Each time I approach the freezer with my bag of liquid gold, I feel so accomplished. Just yesterday I stared at my stash for an inappropriate 30 seconds before closing the door. I was like, "Awesome Kristen...You made that. You is smart. You is kind. You is important."...

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