PURGING ALL THE BLAH

PURGING ALL THE BLAH

"The monotony of being a Stay At Home Mom can really grate on you. It’s like the movie Groundhog Day.…only a lotmore poo and a lot less Bill Murray. My life has become predictable. So predictable, I can time Killian's morning shit down to the minute. Actually...I'm pretty sure my own poos have got on a schedule too."

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36 WEEKS - PHASES

36 WEEKS - PHASES

"Still didn’t workout. Not even once. lol But I did eat a pint of Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream. I mean…where’s all that time I thought I was going to have once I became a SAHM? Where is it? Must be hiding with all the fucks I give on having a belly pooch apparently."...

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34 WEEKS - DATE NIGHT

34 WEEKS - DATE NIGHT

"…eating cheese fondue like we had a million times before, this time was different. Well actually everything was exactly the same, but we were different. We were out for dinner for the first time since becoming parents and it felt like everyone around us should know that…lol But no one did...and no one cared"...

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