PURGING ALL THE BLAH

PURGING ALL THE BLAH

"The monotony of being a Stay At Home Mom can really grate on you. It’s like the movie Groundhog Day.…only a lotmore poo and a lot less Bill Murray. My life has become predictable. So predictable, I can time Killian's morning shit down to the minute. Actually...I'm pretty sure my own poos have got on a schedule too."

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36 WEEKS - PHASES

36 WEEKS - PHASES

"Still didn’t workout. Not even once. lol But I did eat a pint of Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream. I mean…where’s all that time I thought I was going to have once I became a SAHM? Where is it? Must be hiding with all the fucks I give on having a belly pooch apparently."...

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34 WEEKS - DATE NIGHT

34 WEEKS - DATE NIGHT

"…eating cheese fondue like we had a million times before, this time was different. Well actually everything was exactly the same, but we were different. We were out for dinner for the first time since becoming parents and it felt like everyone around us should know that…lol But no one did...and no one cared"...

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23 WEEKS - THE GHOSTS OF OUR HOUSE

23 WEEKS - THE GHOSTS OF OUR HOUSE

"And I finally realized that maybe I was putting the burden on myself too. Being the martyr for the cause…so I learned to ask my husband for help. When the baby monitor turns on…and K starts crying…for the 3rd time in a night…I just throw the baby monitor at A’s head…and that my friends…is romance. #TeamLavin"...

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17 WEEKS - A NEW YEAR

17 WEEKS - A NEW YEAR

"Out of the crib, in the crib, bounce on the pillow, sit up, stand up, lift onto the changing table, lift into bath, pick up baby and stand up. Killian Circuit Training is gonna give me some Michelle Obama arms pretty soon. So ya...healthy diet, breastfeed and have a fat baby. <------the secret to losing weight. Because of this...I posted a totally vein photo of me on Instagram. Whatever. I'm 31. I'm proud I bounced back."...

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9 WEEKS - SLEEPING THROUGH THE NIGHT

9 WEEKS - SLEEPING THROUGH THE NIGHT

"Before I had a baby... Anthony and I could spend a whole Sunday cleaning the house. We'd leisurely clean a room, stopping to watch football, or bbq, or like... do nothing. But now? I clean the entire house in "one nap". I mean it's magic... how much I can get done so quickly. Babies are like all-natural Adderall...giving you dat laser focus."...

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28 WEEKS - TOSS AND TINA TURNER

28 WEEKS - TOSS AND TINA TURNER

"The Los Angeles summer is going to do me zero favors.  I can see that now.  Just call me Swells McGee.  Beyond swelling my boobs have started to get sore again, which tells me the milk train has started its engines.  My boobs haven't really hurt since I was 8 weeks.  They've just been a consistent 34 XYZ, but I fear a new boob chapter has begun."...

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